Linkalicious

I'm a pretty big fan of going to Bodega in the Short North of Columbus, Ohio on Friday afternoons to partake in the BEST HAPPY HOUR EVER... half-price drafts from 4-8, mostly awesome beers that you can't find anywhere else.

My favorite part? The abundance of skinny jeans and headbands. And plaid. So much plaid. And from this fashion, we get LATFH.COM. Seriously, one of the best things EVER.

And, I'm not one to be one-sided, so here's (what I can only assume to be) a rebuttal to the site, which speaks to some of my other favorite haunts, Ugly Tuna Saloona and The O Patio (alternatively named The Bro Frattio): lookatthisdouchebag.com.

PERFECT.

Christmas Present 1

The best part? There is no way that this is a coincidence because it is TOO PERFECT. Someone PROGRAMMED this stuff to happen.

Why I lost interest in my hamster

My hamster couldn't play instruments:

Talk to the moose.

This commercial is playing ad nauseam on TV right now. Try not to pee your pants at the 20 second mark.

Kitten Mittons-- the best typo ever

I always lose it when the cat tries to cross the table.

Rad Bromance... Best Use of Lip Gloss, 2009

This is one of those things that unemployed people think of while stoned, and then call their other unemployed friends to help them make. It has almost 800,000 views, though... unfortunately, that does not equal salary plus benefits. Click "full screen" to get full creepy Lady GaGa bathtub eye action at the 2:00 mark.

1965. Shea Stadium. The Beatles win the Super Bowl...

If this is how much things can change in 1000 years, I truly have no confidence in anything my dinosaur professor says.

Happy Smallpoxgiving!

Land theft, rape, and wars are so much CUTER when reenacted by kindergardeners with speech impediments!

Why youtube should have an age limit

Sometimes, God just doesn't want you to do a virtual stuffed animal dog show.

I think I see Kirsten Dunst in the third row

I realize that this is just an invitation for N. Korea to aim their missiles or whatever they're hiding straight to Columbus, OH. I don't care though, because THIS VIDEO should have played during the credits of Bring It On. Just wait until North Compton finds out they stole their routine.