Manichest Destiny: Westward Hoes

Living on one of the largest college campuses in the country means that there are tons of bars, and this in turn means that there is a huge need for creative advertising. What do college dudes like? Drink specials. And boobs. And what do a lot of midwestern college students like? Singing along to "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Country Roads." Thus, we get this gem of an advertisement: